June 15, 2024
Romance Scammer Playbook exposed.

Hello, lovely viewers! Welcome back to ScamTV, where we take the cringe-worthy, eye-roll-inducing lines from romance scammers and bring them to life for your amusement. I’m Ava, your hostess again, in our next video in this series of cheesy lines used by romance scammers. If you thought the first episode in this series was bad, just wait until you hear what we have in store today.

Imagine this: you’re scrolling through your messages, and suddenly, you come across a novel-length declaration of undying love. You can practically hear the violins playing in the background as you read. Today’s gem starts with, ‘Though I have some weird experiences with some woman…’ Trust me, it gets even better. It’s like these scammers are fishing for an Oscar with their dramatic monologues.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy as we read out loud and dissect this over-the-top declaration of ‘love.’ Remember, folks, we’re here to entertain and educate. The only thing better than catching a scammer is laughing at their cheesy lines. Let’s dive in!

Our scammer starts with, ‘Though I have some weird experiences with some woman, but I believe there’s a Good Woman out there for me…’ I mean, what does that even mean? Weird experiences? Like what, she preferred pineapple on her pizza?

And then there’s the line, ‘I have the courage that I will find the woman whom I which to spend the rest of my life with.’ Courage? This isn’t a quest for the Holy Grail, buddy. It’s online dating, not ‘Indiana Jones and the Search for the Soulmate.’

Oh, and my personal favorite: ‘I know life is not all about me.’ Well, congratulations! You’ve achieved the basic level of human empathy. Gold star for you!

Let’s not forget the grand finale: ‘I am looking for someone that will be my best friend and more. Someone who has my best interest at heart because I will have hers.’ Because nothing says true love like a sentence lifted straight out of a Hallmark card.

And there you have it, folks. Another epic romance scam fail. Stay tuned for more of these cringeworthy confessions in our next episode. Oh, and don’t worry, we will be providing a male perspective in this scammer series. But for now, I am having too much fun to turn over the reins.

Until then, keep your wits about you and your hearts guarded. Thanks for tuning in to ScamTV for our video series called Scam Busters: The Cheesiest Romance Lines Unveiled! Please like this video and subscribe to ScamTV. Thank you. See you next time on ScamTV! Take care.
00:00 Introduction
00:20 Leaning From Scammer Lines
00:39 The Scammer Playbook
00:50 Unveiling The Cheesiest Romance Scammer Lines
01:29 Though I Have Some Experience With Some Woman
01:57 Cheesy Scammer Line Starts

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